Things short people said to me or about me yesterday.

"Oh, that freaks me out."

"I don't want to see your stitches again."

"Is Mommy going to be okay?"

"I thought Mommy was going to die."

"Why did you have your ugh-a-bump removed?"

"MOMMA'S BLEEEEEEDING!!!!"

"Ew. Does that hurt?"

"Cover it back up. Please."

"I love you Mommy."

"I'm glad you're not going to die."

"What is that?"