Pookieville Boot Camp

(Ham in his car)

What? You've been buying disposables?!

In case you thought Life in Pookieville was a happy smooth-flowing routine of music lessons, homeschool, and cooking in bulk, here's a sneak peek into the schedule for the coming week.

This week at Pookieville Boot Camp, the cadets are working on the following life skills:

• Learning the clean wipe -- front to back, no residue in britches
• zip, snap, button clothing
• turning clothing inside out and right side out
• how to remove a wet swimsuit
• pouring cold cereal and milk
• making peanut butter sandwiches

And for the top 33% of the class, we will also be focusing on:

• no raspberries in primary class
• making a bed with hospital corners
• balling up socks

It's time to crackdown if these cadets are going to make it in the real world.