• No one eat anything until Daddy sees the clean kitchen!
• We do not lick someone else's spoon.
• Next time, please use my bathroom instead of peeing in the tub.
• Who turned the freezer down to zero again?
• Yes, clam juice is a thing and yes, it makes me shudder.
• When you have your own family, you can decide to call it "Super Violent Reading Time." We will continue to call it "Super Silent Reading Time."
• I think it's a great idea for you to set an alarm to remind you to put on deodorant.
• Do I harass YOU on the toilet?
• We don't pee or poop on our shoes even during trick or treating.
• Find the smell and KILL IT.
1 comment:
Haha. These are classic!!
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