The results say there's a 99.999998430% chance.

And the results are in of the twins' DNA testing. 

 I've waited 5 long years for this.  

Now I have an early Christmas present.  

I was all prepared to say, "I told you so!"  

There's a 99.999998430% chance they're 

IDENTICAL.  

Well, that knocked me over.  I was so SURE they were fraternal.  

Happy smiles all around for my crazy little guys.  

Now I won't look at people like they're nuts when they say, "How do you tell them apart??"