My Little Pony Kiddie Kwip

While getting ready for bed tonight, Tater (4 1/2 years) said to me, "Mommy, I can't stretch my eyeballs big like Pinkie."

"Tater, Pinkie's not real," I replied.

"Not real?!  Why you say she not real??" he gasped.

"She's just pretend, not real," I answered.

"Wait... WHAT??  I seen her on the tv!" 

Then he walked away whispering the whole thing to himself play-by-play.