Kiddie Kwip Whispers

I was laying down on my bed with my laptop on my lapdesk in front of me.  I had been researching some things before falling asleep. 

Hammy (3 years 11 months) came in and asked in his usual Hammy volume and excitement, "Mommy!  What show are you watching?"

I groggily replied, "hmm?  Oh, I'm not watching a show.  I'm napping."

Hammy, now much wiser, whispered, "Mommy, what show are you watching?"