"Mommy, Pookie took my bike and I wanted to use it!"
"Oh, I'm sorry he took your bike. Do you want to ride your scooter instead?" I suggested.
"No. I want to ride my bike not my scooter," he insisted.
Me detecting something not-so-fresh, "Bun, did you have an accident?"
*shifty eyes*
"Mommy, before I answer that, I have a question."
"Oh?" knowing full-well now what the answer is.
"If I did poop in my pants, would I be done?" (meaning done for the day playing outside).
HAHAHAHA! little stinker.
I give him points for cleverness.
I made him clean it all up by himself so he could go back out and play.
3 comments:
Ha ha! That is too funny! If I pooped my pants, I think I would be self-imposed "done".
Kids are way to smart. That is so cute.
haha! Poop is so much funnier when you're a thousand miles from it. :)
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