If these trailers were on collegehumor.com or showcased on Saturday Night Live, I would have quietly chuckled and had no reason to blog about it. However, that is not the case.
Check out this "Mega Piranha" movie review.
Whether you read it or not, view the movie trailers and prepare to be underwhelmed. No, that's not the right word. Prepare to lose a little bit of your luster for life.
Maybe it won't be so bad if you inoculate yourself with a good dose of The Office or some good old fashioned Dilbert first. Whatever you do, do not watch this alone as you will want to reflect on the literary genius of the writer and incredible vision of the director with someone else. Or blog about it. That might work too.
If this post doesn't make sense, I apologize. I think my IQ may have dropped several points a short time ago.
[Insert funky cursivish large signature here that says DAN (The visual in your head is better than the real thing ever could have been)]
4 comments:
That preview is so bad that it doesn't seem real!
Oh... my... GOSH! My wife is wondering why I am laughing so hard.
HOW IS THAT A SHOW?! Is it real? It has to be.
That second clip, I was dying. The dude kicking the fish with the bicycle kicks. Wow. What a find. If only I got the scifi channel.
I had to check the date on the review, to make sure it wasn't for April Fools. Wowsers.
I have come to find that any movie title with Piranha in it is destined to be horrible.
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