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Thursday, August 14, 2008
My fantasy:
The health news comes out with astonishing reports showing that it is ideal to put your child to bed with a sippy of milk and a kid movie and that ketchup is considered a vegetable.
Ooh, and that Coke is the new skim milk and it is perfectly acceptable to use it in your bowl of Captain Crunch with Crunchberries. Hey, if you can dream, so can I. :)
Those sound like good ones to me. There is nothing we go through faster in this house, condiment wise, than ketchup. It's to that point where I always have a bottle in the pantry, just in case.
I will add just a personal one. Potato chips help you lose weight.
I think Sawyer will be happy to know Ketchup is now considered a food. He loves the stuff!! You always make me smile when I read your blog. THanks for thinking of me when you passed the peanut M&m's. Grin.
although my kids have mostly grown out of having a sippy cup of milk before bed or as they are going to bed, they still do seem to have to watch a movie to fall asleep. i still believe they are going to be decent, functional human beings! i think ketchup is more fruit - tomatoes technically being a fruit - ketchup is more like applesauce, right? perfectly heatlhy. now my older son seems to love to eat gobs of miracle whip and i don't believe there is a justification for that one, especially since i think it's disgusting!
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I thought I read that several years ago in a parenting magazine, so that's what I've been doing ever since. heeheehee!
Ooh, and that Coke is the new skim milk and it is perfectly acceptable to use it in your bowl of Captain Crunch with Crunchberries.
Hey, if you can dream, so can I. :)
So great to catch up on your activities. Good luck with the first grade thing. It can be pretty traumatic for a mom.
Those sound like good ones to me. There is nothing we go through faster in this house, condiment wise, than ketchup. It's to that point where I always have a bottle in the pantry, just in case.
I will add just a personal one. Potato chips help you lose weight.
I think Sawyer will be happy to know Ketchup is now considered a food. He loves the stuff!! You always make me smile when I read your blog. THanks for thinking of me when you passed the peanut M&m's. Grin.
You have been reading my advice column haven't you! Too bad it has to come to an end someone turned me in to super nanny! jk
although my kids have mostly grown out of having a sippy cup of milk before bed or as they are going to bed, they still do seem to have to watch a movie to fall asleep. i still believe they are going to be decent, functional human beings! i think ketchup is more fruit - tomatoes technically being a fruit - ketchup is more like applesauce, right? perfectly heatlhy. now my older son seems to love to eat gobs of miracle whip and i don't believe there is a justification for that one, especially since i think it's disgusting!
Oh how I wish I could live in a fantasy world. My children would get all needed servings of Ketchup in each day.
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