I am all about learning from other people's experiences. So I am willing to share with y'all a most embarrassing moment so hopefully you will avoid one like it.
Should you find yourself in the bathroom giving your puke-drenched youngest a bath in the sink and trying to keep the two year old out of trouble, make sure that your cell phone doesn't have your hubby's classified job phone number on redial. Why? Because that two year old might figure out how to unlock the cell phone and accidentally call it and leave everyone in the office a most-entertaining two minute phone message involving random Mommy-to-baby conversation, splashing water sounds, chattering two year old and then the words, "(unnamed child for their protection) get your finger out of your butt and go wash your hands. That's yucky! Yucky! Yucky!"
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AHAHAHAHA! That is gross, and awesome.
Aren't kids amazing at what they can do, like with the cell phone? I've been there with you on the throw up. I gave my then 2 yr old a bath in the sink and then discretly as I could get her out of mcdonalds. I feel your pain!
I'll bet everyone in the office loved that. :)
Oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Just hold your head high and pretend you have no recollection of it. That's my strategy.
"He who must not be named" is such fun to be with. Of course, this new found talent must be recently acquired, I mean the unlocking of locked cell phone key pad. This youngster will go far. I need him to break in or should I say unlock one of my combo locks. I forgot the combo. Give him a hug for us.
I can't even begin to to decribe how awesome this is. One of those better you than me things, but this rules. Our kids have been put here for our humbling, of this I am certain. I am so pleased to know that yours are doing their job.
hee hee heeeee!! I can't even type straight, I am laughing so hard!!!! hee hee heeee hee hee!! Now you can call back anytime and leave the most obscure message and blam it on the "unnamed child"!! that's what I would do!! hee hee heee
Uuuuummm, is it just me or is "Spinning Girl" nekkid?
Connie-
I just noticed that as well about Spinning Girl.
Where is the update on the awesome princess party!? i can't take the suspense!
That is sooo funny. Maybe you could get a recording of that message for future use - might come in handy in about 10 year.
That is hilarious! And I could absolutely see it happening here since Em loves to "talk" on the phone!
I only have one question...
did he smell his finger before he washed his hands? hahahahahaha
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