Maybe you should rewrite your bloggity exercise goal to equal one bonus kiss for your hubby for every comment you receive…
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* The science of kissing is called
philematology.
* A one-minute kiss burns 26 calories (measuring
energy-producing potential of food).
* Kissing releases the same
neurotransmitters (chemical messengers in the brain) as intense exercise, like
parachuting or distance running. The heart beats faster and breathing becomes
deep and irregular.
* Saliva, the mucus-filled slime that wets the
mouth, crawls with microscopic bacteria (single-cell organisms) that enter from
air, food, and dirty hands. Between 10 million and 1 billion colonies (groups of
bacteria) are swapped with each smooch! But saliva also contains antibacterial
chemicals that kill most bacteria before the germs are exchanged in a kiss. (ick.)
* A simple pucker uses two
muscles, the upper and lower orbicularis otis surrounding the lips. A passionate
kiss uses all 34 facial muscles.
So, go ahead and amuse him. Since his birthday is this coming Thursday, I'll give him a kiss for all the comments up until and including that day.
13 comments:
My comment is in!
You're still going to kiss him after his last blog post?? Well, I suppose most of it was true... and entertaining...
smooch him!
AGAIN! (that was supposed to be from me above but i accidentally clicked anonymous)
Love it!
He's got a good idea actually...kissing can lead to other enjoyable calorie-burning activities too!
But maybe you could accept the kisses from hubby as a reward for all the tummy crunches you'll be doing for each blog comment - you'll burn calories double fast that way!
Hmmmm, that could be risky - are you ready for #5? hee hee.
that is hilarious! and pretty darn awesome!
wow and my husband would be pretty darn busy if i did that. hmm maybe I'll finagle him to do that for me. but then he already knows how many comments i get. and he isn't ready for number 7.
Kisses for comments?
Quirky
but
cute!
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