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Friday, October 16, 2015

Top 10 of the week uttered by yours truly

•  No one eat anything until Daddy sees the clean kitchen!

•  We do not lick someone else's spoon.

•  Next time, please use my bathroom instead of peeing in the tub.

•  Who turned the freezer down to zero again?

•  Yes, clam juice is a thing and yes, it makes me shudder.

•  When you have your own family, you can decide to call it "Super Violent Reading Time."  We will continue to call it "Super Silent Reading Time."

•  I think it's a great idea for you to set an alarm to remind you to put on deodorant.

•  Do I harass YOU on the toilet?

•  We don't pee or poop on our shoes even during trick or treating.

•  Find the smell and KILL IT.

1 comment:

Laurie said...

Haha. These are classic!!

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