So the maintenance people came out, took a look, and said, "Oh, this isn't mold. It's just mildew." Well, I guess the definition of mold and mildew differ from person to person. Regardless, they wouldn't do anything about it. I was hoping they'd move us into a bigger "mildew-free" home on their dime. He said, "You just gotta wipe it. Like this." And then he demonstrated how to wipe away "mildew." It's about time after nearly 15 years of adulthood, 11 1/2 years of marriage, and 8 years of parenthood, someone taught me how to wipe.
I've been Tilex-ing everything in sight since. If they're tearing down this house later this year, I'm not too worried about if Tilex will ruin the 60 years of paint around the windows.
On a happier (less sarcastic) note:
"Happy Slug." She could draw for hours and hours if given the opportunity.
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