"Water-induced mildew," the overly confident and tall in stature Housing Facilities Manager said to the frumpy housewife mother of six small children.
"Mold," she said, standing her ground.
"Well," grinned the weasel, "the PR side of me doesn't say mold."
The top picture (so you get an idea of true-size) goes up to about three feet. That is a ruined wedding dress you see there. I'm going to get more up-close shots when I find my face mask.
So I ask you my readers, knowing full well you can't see it and smell it in person,
Tomato or Tomahto?