1 and 4 are puking.
2 and 5 have fevers.
6 is in the ER probably getting stitches. And I'm sitting in the Lazyboy nursing 8 for like the 14th time today because she too is sick while 7 cuddles Papa 2 hours past her bedtime and the washer hums and swishes a load of 4's puked on bedding.
This adds up to how we spend Thanksgiving with family.