1. If your children have a tendency toward irreverence during pack meeting, would you:
a. Spend the time traveling to the meeting in full-lecture mode.
b. Bribe them.
c. Threaten them.
d. Forbid them from going.
2. If the day is unseasonably warm and your children remember the promise of playing in the water on 80°+ days, would you:
a. let them play in the sprinklers (after they pull the weeds so they don't grow more) and then plan on doing two extra loads of laundry that day.
b. Send the oldest four to the beach with Daddy to get covered in tiny bugs and sand and almost wash out to sea and plan on doing two extra loads of laundry.
c. Point out it's really only 76°.
d. Tell them they can choose a or b if they do the laundry.
3. Would you rather take the time to wash 600 diapers a month or pay for 600 diapers a month?