Squdge on left, Tater on right
Gabbers enticing babies with a moldy duck. See that dark spot near its tail?
We noticed that right after squeaking it in their faces. gross.
Which reminds me, I have Good news. We have been notified that the Air Force will pay to move us downtown (off base) due to the mold.
We won’t have to do the regular inspection cleaning; we’ll just have to clean the appliances. It pays to put on your bossy pants and march into the housing office with four of your six kids.
“See these two six month old babies? They have been sick since Halloween with brief periods of wellness. And it’s because of the house. I want you to move us NOW.”