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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Two truths and a lie

Pop-tarts are the epitome of gross shelf-stable food.

It would be better for all parties involved if I did not babysit while pregnant.

I will tell your four year old that they are being rude and expect an apology if they exclaim loudly in regards to my nicely prepared food, "That's gross! I don't like that."

Which is the lie?

Answer: The last one. But it was a trick question. The part where it says "I will tell" should actually say, "I will yell at". Yeah, see truth number two. It would be better for all parties involved if I did not babysit while pregnant.

5 comments:

2busy said...

I like poptarts, but don't eat them anymore.

Mike and Jen said...

UMMMMM is this a trick question because I am not so sure there is a lie. Just kidding!

Leslie said...

I think the lie is that there is no lie, ha ha. Unless you've secretly and rapidly been converted to the pop tart cult of Troy & Christian.

Rach said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I go with Leslie, there is NO lie!! I don't know about you when you're pregnant, I tell kids that when I'm not pregnant!! YOU BETTER EAT MY FOOD! And besides who asks a pregnant lady with 4 kids to babysit...WHO?!!!!

Susan said...

I agree with Rachel. Who does that? And if they do, they get what they get.

Period.

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