Pop-tarts are the epitome of gross shelf-stable food.
It would be better for all parties involved if I did not babysit while pregnant.
I will tell your four year old that they are being rude and expect an apology if they exclaim loudly in regards to my nicely prepared food, "That's gross! I don't like that."
Which is the lie?
Answer: The last one. But it was a trick question. The part where it says "I will tell" should actually say, "I will yell at". Yeah, see truth number two. It would be better for all parties involved if I did not babysit while pregnant.