Gabbers: Mommy? Can I have a treat from my Halloween basket?
Me: Yes, wait a minute.
Gabbers: I want to choose!
Me: Okay, you choose, I eat. Okay?
Gabbers: No, Mommy, they are mine.
Me: Can I eat you? You are mine.
Gabbers: No, I am a people. People don’t eat people.
Me: But you are meat. And I eat meat.
Gabbers: No, people only eat food-meat. They don’t eat people because they have bones inside them to keep them unflat.