A couple random thoughts I had in the last few days...
1. If I were a ventriloquist I could easily answer the dentist's questions with cotton rolls and fingers in my mouth.
2. If someone created a potion that a mother could buy, even if she was limited to just one purchase a day, but a potion that could quadruple her production time for a span of 30 minutes, I'd use my potion on folding laundry today.
3. My favorite part of potty-training is freshly mopped floors.