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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Random Thoughts

A couple random thoughts I had in the last few days...

1. If I were a ventriloquist I could easily answer the dentist's questions with cotton rolls and fingers in my mouth.

2. If someone created a potion that a mother could buy, even if she was limited to just one purchase a day, but a potion that could quadruple her production time for a span of 30 minutes, I'd use my potion on folding laundry today.

3. My favorite part of potty-training is freshly mopped floors.

6 comments:

Neighbor Jane Payne said...

What a great way to look at potty training, Nikki!

Susie J. said...

And that, my friends, is called "positive thinking". LOL

SuperCoolMom said...

Fabulous post!! I'd buy that - um, no I wouldn't. If I could afford that, I could afford a maid! Even better!

tina said...

I don't know if I have ever commented on your blog before, Nikki, so HI! I just laughed about the outlook on the potty training. As I was walking out the door with my visiting teachers tonight, my three year old couldn't go back in the house to go pee, but instead he had to pull down facing the street and pee on the edge of the grass - right next to one VT. Fabuloso! Gotta love it.

Four Jedi said...

At least you could find a positive with the whole potty training. I wanted to shoot myself in the head. Loved the ventriloquist one. It is so true. I never know if my dentist is talking to me, his assistant or the man in the other room!!

DakRat said...

I started to leave a comment here yesterday, but it turned into a rambling post all of its own. So here goes attempt #2...

Ha ha ha He he he SnOrT.

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