1. Today is Danny's 31st birthday.
2. I have a migraine.
3. Bun already puked this morning.
4. My computer is on the fritz so I'm using Danny's laptop.
5. I can't figure out how to download pictures onto his laptop.
6. Danny got a hamster named Lucy for his birthday and a goldfish named Squirt.
7. Pookie wants Carebear fruit snacks for breakfast.
8. I have three little helpers begging to help make the birthday cake.
9. Here's hoping it doesn't turn out like Bun's first cake.
10. Tomorrow is the first day of Fall.
11. You can balance a raw egg on end tomorrow.
12. My house smells. Is it the hamster? Or is it the puke? Or is it the potty-training toddler?
13. At least hamster poop is smaller than dog poop.