Girl folk, I'm having issues.
I'm not very far along in this pregnancy. IF I'm pregnant I'm due around Christmas. I thought I was. Three digital home pregnancy tests say that I am-- one of which was taken yesterday. But the blood pregnancy test taken at the base clinic on Friday came back negative. The nurse told me I could come in and retake the blood test or come in and take the urine test.
I called my OB and the nurse said she'd ask someone. She came back to the phone and relayed this message from the midwife, "It's possible you didn't take the test properly," (you know, because I have yet to master the art of peeing on a stick), "or the tests might have been old." No. I read the instructions every. single. time. I follow them exact. They didn't expire until 2009. I bought them. Took them home. Kept them in a dark, cool closet. Took the first test just 6 hours later. They are digital home pregnancy tests. There was no question about faint lines or evaporation lines or anything. It said, "PREGNANT."
I'm thinking about taking all the kids with me every day to the clinic for a blood AND urine test until someone proves something about my symptoms and my home tests.
Now everyone in the world and my ward knows I'm pregnant. My period is very late. I'm ornery and exhausted and nauseas and having nightmares already. And I'm not pregnant. Or am I?