I am all about learning from other people's experiences. So I am willing to share with y'all a most embarrassing moment so hopefully you will avoid one like it.
Should you find yourself in the bathroom giving your puke-drenched youngest a bath in the sink and trying to keep the two year old out of trouble, make sure that your cell phone doesn't have your hubby's classified job phone number on redial. Why? Because that two year old might figure out how to unlock the cell phone and accidentally call it and leave everyone in the office a most-entertaining two minute phone message involving random Mommy-to-baby conversation, splashing water sounds, chattering two year old and then the words, "(unnamed child for their protection) get your finger out of your butt and go wash your hands. That's yucky! Yucky! Yucky!"