To debunk any myths or misconceptions about my contest, ANYONE can enter. You do not have to have a child that would fit in the ducky towel (my five year old still uses it and he has a big head). You do not have to be 18 years old. I’d say that 90% of my ducky towel orders are for gifts for others. So, if you win and don’t have a child, you aren't a child, don’t plan on having one, or your youngest is in college, no guilt necessary. You won. You get the ducky towel. Do with it what you want. Give it away. Save it for later. They look so cute in Easter baskets.
Are you going to enter your limerick now?